Low level Societies

And they consider themselves civilized?? Screw civilization if this is how they consider themselves civilized.

In early mornings when I am awake doing some reading, the TV is on infront of me, so this show starts, The Jeremy Kyle Show, which is the British version of Jerry Springer. Watching this show just disgusts me and makes me realize what a low level society they have here. No morals, no ethics, no principles no anything. Actually I just think they live like animals in a forest.

Today, they hosted a girl, her ex-boyfriend and his father. The girl out of revenge slept with her boyfriend’s father. Now she has a baby daughter, of course she doesn’t know who the father of the child is. The debate isn’t about “why she cheated on her boyfriend” it’s about “who the father of the child is”.

The show performed a DNA test to know who the father is. And as a surprise neither of them is the father as the DNA result stated Loool. I laughed my ass out when I heard it, I don’t know why but I laughed :p Maybe seeing the guy and his father fighting over the child and each wanting to be the father (though the whole situation is disgusting) but seeing their faces surprised that none of them is the father made me laugh :D

Then, they have the nerve to come and say that we (Arabs & Muslims) are backwards people and an uncivilized nation, and stupid western countries make efforts to liberate us from the stony age ideology we live in.

Well, I want to be closed minded, I want to be living in a stony age ideology, and I don’t give a shit what others think or say. I’d rather be called a backward (mota5allef) person than live like an animal with no respect to myself or to others around me.

True Love

A guy meets a girl; they fall in love, deeply in love. They stand for each other, care about each other, share moments & touches, exchange gifts, tell each other the beautiful things lovers tell each other, etc. considering what they’re going through is “The True Love”.

Then all of a sudden, things go wrong, they leave each other, for selfish reasons, for lame excuses, for stupidity, for stubbornness, for whatever reason, I just don’t care about reasons. What’s more important that they left each other and gave up on each other and each went on his own way.

True love?? Well true love my ass :D

Well, this is why I am writing this post, to talk about the only true love that can be found on this planet since the beginning of life. The love of a mother for her son/daughter. Yeah this is a post about mothers and you can also consider it a wake up call for whom needs to fix things with his/her mom.

Yesterday was Mother’s Day, well it was in Jordan since it varies in some countries (UK was Sunday 18th of March). I didn’t have the chance to talk with my mom properly for several reasons, one of them I wasn’t feeling good so I was in bed sleeping and the bad international connection I barely spoke to her 4 minutes after I woke her up just before midnight.

When I was in bed, I had so many thoughts, flashbacks and memories. I remembered how she used to stay awake next to me all night long when I get sick, how she went through a lot to get me what I wanted, how many times she divested herself from things she wanted to give me what I wanted, how many times she was hungry to make sure I am not, how many times she was thirsty to make sure I am not. How many times she got hurt because of a stupid word or attitude I’ve said and done. She bore everything just to make sure I am happy and living like any other kid if not better. Would a lover do that to his/her lover?

Then out of no where, the mysterious person appears into someone’s life, and that someone falls in love in with him/her, fights his/her parents for him/her and cause them to cry and hurt them deep inside for a stranger who will leave at the first available chance, for lame reasons I’ve mentioned above.

Well, would a mother give up on her son/daughter no matter what he/she does or say? Would a mother let her son/daughter alone in times of need? Would a mother stop loving her son/daughter for one second? Would a mother hate her son/daughter for one second?

I don’t know what to say, whatever I say won’t even come to 1% of what she deserves. Words always betray me in such situations, they just run away. I think I will just end it with the SMS message I sent her last night.

Mom, although I haven’t been the perfect son you wished I’d be, and although I don’t show it much but I really do adore you and love you with all my life. Allah ytawel bi 3omrek ya rab w ydeemek fog rasi w y5aleelek se7tek w 3afeetek ya rab ~sigh~

May Allah bless you and bless all mothers.

I Love You Mom :-x

p.s. Of course all of this applies to fathers as well, but since its mother’s day I am talking about mothers only.

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p.s.2 I know this post is a weird way to express love to mothers lol but this is what came up to my mind while lying in bed :-p

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sadaget ya ghawar :D

Ghost Rider - The Movie

Last week theaters here started displaying Ghost Rider. So as a fan of such movies and of Eva Mandes ofcourse :shy: I rushed to see it :D

Well, I tell ya, the movie was just great, I loved it. Seeing the trailer after watching the movie itself, I can tell ya the trailer sucks. ya3ni the movie is much better than its shown in the crap trailer. I thought I would regret watching it, specially that its been a long time since I've been at the movies, but am glad I wasn't disappointed at all.

Maybe some of you might not like it and it won't be their kind of movies, but its nice for a change. New story (well it isn't new coz its a comic magazine story), new graphics and a new kind of movies for Nicolas Cage. By the way, Eva Mandes did'nt look as good as she did in her previous movies but still the movie was still nice :D

Nice Bikes as well, Ninja bikes with NOS (wooow) and that Harley Davidson bike is just a breathtaking :D

I won't tell you anything about the story of the movie, I don't wanna ruin it for you guys who are interested in seeing it, anyways...

Here's the trailer and some pics of the movie...

Oh one last note; the movie is classified as a 12+ movie but I think it shouldn't be seen by kids who are younger than 15 :p











Am in love with this bike :D





And here you can see more clips of the movie :D

Kaman Tag by ...

Rana
1. My name:
Rana

2. Where did we meet?
Mahjoob

3. How well do you know me (a lot, not so much, not at all)?
More than I should have :ch:

4. When you first knew me what was your first impression?
Very respectful person and a nice one indeed :D

5. Am I shy or outgoing?
Shy.

6. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?
You follow the rules, specially the rules of ethics.

7. Do you consider me a friend?
unfortunately yes :ch: lol

8. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?
Abu Sager .. Ranoush

9. What song(if any)reminds you of me?
Haya 3ala haya (Makadi Nahhas).

10. Do I remind you of any characters on TV?
Al-Sayyeda Mel3aqa loool :ch:

And Abu Sager (Mousa 7jazeen - Som3a)

11. A feature that you like about me:
That you stand for what you think is right, even if it was against your own friend, and your lovely sense of humor.

12. A feature that you dislike about me:
You care too much about people even the ones who have hurt you.

oh and I hate when you come online on msn and start the conversation with “Ali” then u go quiet, be5ef 3agli bagool ya sater shekelha jayeh w jaybeh ma3ha sammet badan :@ lool

13. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
A pacifier (lahhayeh) lool

14. If we spent a day together…..where would we go and what would we do?
Zyara café since you like the argeeleh there and take Ahmad with us since he hits on ur nerves :p loool

15. If you could describe me in one word, what would it be?
A friend I can rely on :give:

16. What word do I say all the time?
ma asga3ak (addressing me lama ankosh mo5ati 3alaiki) lool :p

17. which of the posts I posted on my blog do you like the most?
Do you have a blog?? :p Seriously, I only read one post till now and I liked it “القبيلة تستجوب القتيلة”

18. which of the posts I posted on my blog do you like the least?
As I said to Hala & SimSim am still new to the blogs world I didn’t have the chance to read much posts. But knowing you well I can tell that there wouldn’t be a post I won’t like (ya bay 3a mas7 el joo5..kol had mishan te3zemeeni 3a argeeleh) :p lol

I don’t tag you back :ch:
But I tag Zaid now :ch:

Another Tag By...

Hala
1. My name:
Hala.

2. Where did we meet?
Mahjoob.

3. How well do you know me (a lot, not so much, not at all)?
A lot.

4. When you first knew me what was your first impression?
That you have a very strong personality and I respected you very much.

5. Am I shy or outgoing?
Shy.

6. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?
You follow the rules, you’re a nerdy :ch: lol

7. Do you consider me a friend?
Yes.

8. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?
Halooleh.

9. What song(if any)reminds you of me?
Lamastak (Amr Mustafa).

10. Do I remind you of any characters on TV?
Butters (South Park) lol :ch:

11. A feature that you like about me:
The way you stand strongly for what you think is right.

12. A feature that you dislike about me:
You trust people more than you should.

13. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
A Nokia N73 mobile phone since you’ve been waiting to get one for some time now :p

14. If we spent a day together…..where would we go and what would we do?
To a 50 Cent concert since you hate Rap & HipHop music :ch:

15. If you could describe me in one word, what would it be?
Very kind hearted.

16. What word do I say all the time?
Mazaj FM :p

17. which of the posts I posted on my blog do you like the most?
Still in the reading process (same as SimSim) :ch:

18. which of the posts I posted on my blog do you like the least?
Refer to the above question :p

I tag you back :ch:

Tagged by ...

SimSim

1. My name:

Asma

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2. Where did we meet?

3al eshara 6alabti meni bareezeh mishan traw7i bel bus :p lool

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I met you on Mahjoob

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3. How well do you know me (a lot, not so much, not at all)?

between a lot and not so much :p

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4. When you first knew me what was your first impression?

bedkeesh te3rafi :p lol
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Ok on a serious note, I thought that u were funny but mean at the same time, I don’t know why I liked this about you. But getting to know you better with time specially after I joined mahjoob’s moderation team and being “zameel watheefeh” I found out that ur a really kind person and have a kind heart :D
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5. Am I shy or outgoing?

enti shy?? Lool I think ur a combination of both, I think when it comes to emotions ur shy but when it comes to fun ensa gharamak ra7 :p lol

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6. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?

I don’t think the word rules exits in ur dicationary :D

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7. Do you consider me a friend?

yes a friend that I feel comfortable being around and talking to :give:

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8. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?

el dectatora or el mostabedda lol

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9. What song(if any)reminds you of me?

Kathem el saher (bel zat “el lailah e7sasi ghareeb” coz once while chatting on msn mazajfm played it w enti en3ajagti feeha) :p

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10. Do I remind you of any characters on TV?

Olive Oil - Popeyes love looooooool

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11. FeatureS you like about me?

Kind hearted, optimistic, funny, u mind ur own business, helpful and the way u can be so serious when life requires seriousness.

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12. A feature that you dislike about me?

That you don’t show the real you, which at the end of the day give people the wrong negative impression about you while u r really a nice person :D

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13. If you could give me anything, what would it be?

10 KGs of weight loool

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14. If we spent a day together…..where would we go and what would we do?

waaal bedi agadi yom kamel ma3ek?? :S lool ok we’ll have breakfast in el tarwee2a coz jay 3abali 7omos w falafel now :p then 3a coffee shop te3zemeeni 3ala argeeleh :ch: ba3dain ba5dek ma3i 3al bayader (elmantiga el sena3eyeh ne3mal service lal seyara looool after that lunch ba3deeha Kaman argeeleh 3ala 7sabek, then ice cream then go to a coffee shop Kaman mara te3zemeeni 3ala argeeleh. Haik bakon a5adet el 3 arageel eli wa3edteeni feehom :D

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15. If you could describe me in one word, what would it be?

Trustworthy.

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16. What word do I say all the time?

San7ak (addressing me) :p

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17. which of the posts I posted on my blog do you like the most?

To be honest am new to the blog world, less than 2 weeks blogging old :p I only checked a couple of posts till now :$

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18. which of the posts I posted on my blog do you like the least?

Refer to my answer of question 17 :p
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Yala I tag you back :p

الشارع الاسود

بالشارع الاسود مشيت...الدنيا ليل...بالعتمة ما بشوف لبعيد...بسمع...صوت الماضي...ذكريات رجعت...و الخوف بلّش يلحقني...ما فيّي أهرب...ولا فيّي أبقى

هون ... بهالشارع ... أنسرقت ... هون توجعت ... هون بكيت ... و بقيت أبكي سنين...شو صار وقتها؟؟ ليه ضعفت و سلّمت حالي؟؟ ليه ما كنت أقوى؟؟ دافعت و قاومت؟؟

إييييه...شو نفع الندم هلأ؟؟

هون بهالشارع الاسود...سرقتي قلبي...سرقتي روحي ... سرقتي حياتي ... هون بكيت قد ما حبيتك ... و عالارض غفيت...شو ذنبي حبيتك؟؟

شو راجع أعمل هون؟؟ بكفيني وجع و عذاب...مش راجع أفتش على قلبي اللي انسرق...راجع بقلب جديد

Jordan - A Royal Tour

This Video was ripped from a DVD by one of my close friends and uploaded on Google Video. Its worth watching every minute of it.

Thanks Bro, I really LOVED every second of it :-D

God bless and keep Jordan and it's people safe :-D

ما بدّي قلك شو بيني

اليوم لأول مرة بسمع أغنية ابراهيم الحكمي (شو بيني) و أصلا انا ما بعرف مين أبراهيم ولا شو أصله بس سمعت الاغنية على مزاج أف إم و أُعشقت (بضم الهمزة عالالف) بالاغنية

المهم في صديقة جابتلي اياها مشكورة و قعدت شوي عالجوجل أعملي شوية بحبشنغ أشوف مين هالمغني اللي قدر يخليني أحب أغنية من أول مرة لأنه جد الاغنية و صوته كثير حلوين ولا طلع أبراهيم الحكمي الفائز بسوبرستار 2006

ماشالله صوته جميل فيو إشي من حسين الجسمي بالصوت و الشكل حتى...يعني انا بحترم برنامج سوبرستار خاصة اني هاي السنة اول مرة بحياتي بحضر ستار اكاديمي (من الزهق و القطعة) و شو فيه هالعجايب و التخابيص جد اشي بخزي

يعني وحدة زي هاي الزعبورة المصرية سالي اللي طول نهارها تزعّق ولاّ الاصوات النشاز اللّي بتقطع الخلفة

المهم بلا كثرة حكي هاي السونغ للي ما بعرفها

Click here to listen to 'Sho-Beni---Ibrahim-Al7akami'

إختار صديقك

احيانا كثيرة يعيش بداخلك أمل جامح ... رغبة عاتية ... بلقاء انسان ما بصفات تتمناها فى صديق قريب لك ... تبث اليه كوامن نفسك ... ترمى امامه بجبال همومك ...0

يحنو عليك يشاركك حزنك قبل فرحك ... وحينما تلقاه لا يسعفك القدر بأن تظل بجواره ...0

والصدمة الاكبر حينما لا يأبه هو لذلك وتضيع كل محاولاتك فى توطيد علاقتك به هباءاً منثوراً ... ولكم تشعر بألأسى والحزن حيال سلبيته معك وعدم اكتراثه لك ...0

فكم انت محتاج لوجوده فى حياتك ومشاركته لك تفاصيلها الصغيرة والكبيرة لانك اكتفيت به صديق دون غيره ... اما هو فلديه الكثير منهم فى حياته ...0

فهل ترى ان رجوعك الى وحدتك افضل من محاولتك الفاشلة فى ان تجعل احدهم خل لك ...0

ارجع الى نفسك واسألها... افكرتى ملياً ؟ أأحسنتي الاختيار ؟ أهو الشخص المناسب لمشاركتك تقاسيم يومك ؟ آمال غدك ؟

ستجد اجاباتها متناقضة فمرة بنعم ومرة بلا ... كأنها تهرب من واقعها ... تأبى ان تقبل به فأشدد عليها وأسألها العيب فينا ام فيه ؟ ! لكن لحظة تذكر انك تعلم ان لديه الكثير من الاخريين فى حياته اما انت فقد جعلته كل حياتك ... هل استطعت ان ابلغك الفكره ؟

الخطأ فيك انت اسعى جاهداً الى اصلاحه ولا تخجل فالعيب كل العيب ان اعرف عيوب نفسى واتغاضى عنها غير مهتم بذلك ...0

فربما لا تحسن اختيار الاخلاء ... او لا تستطييع التعامل مع الاخرين ....0

فالتعامل مع الاخر فن قد لا تجيده ... راجع طباعك جيداً قد يكون فيها ما يهجرك الناس من اجله ... واعلم تمام العلم ان جهاد النفس من اسمى انواع الجهاد ... واختار من يوافق هواه هواك ... من تناسب طباعه طباعك ... واهتمامته اهتماماتك ... وصفاته صفاتك

لكن لا بد ان تدرك انه لا يوجد من يطابقكك كل هذا الا انت ؟

فخد من نفسك صديق وفي لها يكبح جماحها

يهدأ روعها ... يرأف بها ... يحنو عليها

وبعدها صاحب من البشر من يشابهك خلقأ وطبعأ ...0

فلعلك بعدها تنعم بوفي لك ... أمين عليك ...0

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akam nokteh 3ala zahag

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• أستاذ قال للطالب ما معنى سبيل ؟ قال الطالب طريق ،وبعدين سأل الاستاذ ما معنى سلسبيل ؟ قال الطالب طرطريق

طفيلي قرر يروح على شيكاغو عشان ينضم لعصابات المافيا و يتعلم على إيديهم ... بعد 6 سنوات رجع على الطفيلة والسيجار الكوبي في ثمه، الطاقية العجيبة على راسه ، يعني إشي سوبرانوس العــــــــــادة المهم ... الزلمة بدة يجمع ناس عشان يبني أول عصابة مافيا في الطفيلة على أسس صحيحة.... جابله أكم من واحد و بعدين ربط بسكليت في شجرة سأل الأول: شو هاظ؟ رد عليه : هاظي بقرة ... قله صف عاليمين سأل الثاني : شو هاظ؟ رد عليه: هاظي طنجرة ظغط سب ... قله صف عاليمين سأل التالت : شو هاظ : رد عليه : هاظا بكسليت يا معلم ... راح الماستر سحب المسدس و طخه ... راح نط واحد و سأله : ليش يا معلم قتلته؟؟ راح سحب المعلم نفس من السيجار و طلع سحابة من دخان السيجار الكوبي و قال:0

"He Knows Too Much